Hopa and welcome to Chez George. I am your maitre d, George Papadopolous and have your table ready. Our gourmand chef Robispierre Mueller has prepared a sumptuous repaste that is sure to caress your palate. Regarde vous:
Appetizer: Pate’ d foie Manafort..
Soup: Gates bisque
Salad: A reduction of mixed leafy vegetables ala Flynn served with Single Island dressing (Hawaii – make only America great again).
Entree’: Roast suck(l)ing pig to be presented with foot in its mouth.
Dessert: Pure vanilla, topped with assorted mixed nuts, including Carter Page, Sam Clovis, Trump, Jr. and Jared Kushner.
Beverage: White Russian
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